it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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