She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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