Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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