It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Randomize
