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(615): View more from Tennessee

jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell

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(765): View more from Indiana

That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face

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(248): View more from Michigan

I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.

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(616): View more from Michigan

I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."

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(631): View more from New York

So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.

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