yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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