I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Randomize
