What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I accidentally had phone sex last night
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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