well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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