when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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