Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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