no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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