Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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