she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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