when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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