Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
