Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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