Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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