I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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