Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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