Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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