I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
