just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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