I cockslap morals
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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