Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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