How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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