i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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