So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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