ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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