Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
