Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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