Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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