I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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