ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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