just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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