We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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