just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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