More tranny stories later!
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I need moral support for this bender
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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