Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
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