Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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