Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
