I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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