So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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