talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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