How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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