we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You may now shotgun with the bride
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
is that a dick in a sweater?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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