used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
