if you like me you must not know who I am
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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