I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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