Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
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