I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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