STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
grandma shit on top of the toilet
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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