Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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